All the girls that judged me by my £10 school shoes instead of my ambition.. Look at your boyfriend's face right now please lol 6 months ago
RT @abbsterford: 'Skepta boy better know' no mate shut up << I was going to diss you back, but I looked at your picture and God already did. 5 months ago
The early bird catches the Milf on a school run with a rack that even Ikea wished they had in stock. #tbt 5 months ago
There comes a time in a Nandos meal where you gotta put down the knife & fork, pick up the chicken with your hands and go in. 11 months ago
Some people may like you, some may not.. But as long as you're being yourself, anybody who doesn't like you can fuck off. 6 months ago
